| About Me : |
| Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. |
| Game Cups | ||
| x | 804 | |
| x | 458 | |
| x | 247 | |
| Totals | ||
| Level | : | 7 |
| Experience | : | 1583 / 31515 |
| Total games / systems active | : | 922 / 45 |
| Total leaderboards active | : | 1742 |
| Total scores accepted / in voting | : | 1742 / 0 |
| Total score attempts | : | 1767 |
| Total comments / votes | : | 42 / 102 |
| Performance | |||
| LUPS ladder rank | : | 11 | |
| LUPS rating | : | 424598 | |
| Game cup collection | : | 1509 | |
| Average LUPS | : | 243.74 | |
| Golden cups per leaderboard | : | 46.15 % | |
| Any cup per leaderboard | : | 86.62 % | |
| Empty board raider | : | 251 | |